when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like
I’M IN FUCKING TEARS
How I thought Guardians of the Galaxy will be:
How it actually was:
now that I’m an adult I can finally go on adult websites.
is that tyler oakley?
YOU HEARD ME, PAY YOUR TAX BILLS
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years
"remember when you used to be friends wit-"