Another cog in the murder machine.

matthewsagan:

when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like

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penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

lack-lustin:

ohyesmarvel:

How I thought Guardians of the Galaxy will be:

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How it actually was:image

bASICALLY

tyleroakley:

dicktho:

joroakeu:

joroakeu:

now that I’m an adult I can finally go on adult websites.

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is that tyler oakley?

YOU HEARD ME, PAY YOUR TAX BILLS

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post


what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years

what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years

jesslaughingalonewithnewleaf:

francounjamed:

why

why not

jesslaughingalonewithnewleaf:

francounjamed:

why

why not

beyoncevevo:

"remember when you used to be friends wit-"

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